andyville wrote:
csamo001:
Would you buy a car from this guy? Would you let him babysit your children? Would you trust his advice about diet?
To me he looks like a bad singer from the mid 90's, recording his own songs with really cheap sounding keyboard backgrounds, trying to promote his so called music by creating his own album covers in Photoshop (of which he lacks fundamental knowledge, apparently). He tells you his name is Vonderplanitz and that this means "man of eternal understanding of the ways of the opposite sex", but in reality he spent the first 36 years of his life in a trailer in Alabama, had an ordinary name, and led a peaceful, extremely white trashed life, until one day he changed his mind about his failing music career, and instead published a diet book. He tells you all the money he makes on the book will help starving children in Africa (which he thinks is a country, not a continent), but in fact he spends it all on taking Photoshop courses and smoking weed, to get some inspiration for his new book, published undet yet a new name: "Carpentry made easy - everything you wanted to know, directly from Mr Wunderspritz". And beware people - the cover will be even worse than the one shown above (I think I will have to do a Zen session soon, contemplating the question of whether a book cover could look any worse than the book above - boy is it going to be a long session).
Andyville, are you kidding me? He looks great. Lol