Aytundra's Diary (not Wai diet)

[Aytundra]

Aytundra strolls across the forum’s narrow wooden plank boards. Tip, tip, tap, tap, stops. Her ballet slipper flats, finds the center of the stage (or rather the edges of a ship’s plank), smoothes her dress, then waves her hands in fluttering grandiose circles in front of her, and bows deeply in a fancy curtsy simultaneously.

“Thankyou, thankyou, dime!”

“Yes, what a great pleasure to be a comic relief on such a (ahem)*** serious forum.”
***(I am not being sarcastic or smth, I really enjoy the fact that the forum is serious on their ideas.)

“Though, I assure, you this is no true comedy, it may be peppered and salted with some fun and games, but the skeleton of each diary entry, in all seriousness, is based on honest facts of what happened, and true honest thoughts of the moment. Whatever whiffs and whispers of thoughts that might be."


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"Rather I am just quite happy to say, I am grateful for such a forum, such a petite stage that I managed to find somewhere in this ocean of internet, for me to express myself."

"This place is special. It is not like any other place. It is special to me because it interacts well with other aspects, of me. If I were on another forum, I do not think I would be as compatible, the logics here makes sense with the blues of my synaesthesia. I doubt I would be able produce something as fun or write something as entertaining elsewhere." "Plus, I have the added bonus of a zombieless audience, other people will be too thickskulled or brainless to focus on the complexity of my comedies."


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“I am glad both of you find it entertaining.”

Quickly runs off stage after talking. Feels her heart pounding. Did she say too much? Supershiness dawns on her. Thinks she will hide in a cave for awhile, and not post.


------------------------------------------[Asides:]
- Directing aytundra’s mind thinks: “Stage fright, Oh gosh these clowns, will probably want an encore from her. And I am running out of ideas, to write. Writer’s block. What do I do…?” Mind answers: “somewhere someone said eating Wai helps with their writer’s block. I suppose if you have a writer’s block, then go eat fruits. Just like how when you are hungry you are to go eat fruits. (laughs, obviously I will have something to write here if I eat.)”

-Rebellious aytundra says: “I beg you fools, please do not encourage her. Raw aytundra is a dangerous animal, if you want to keep your fingers and toes, please do not reach out to her through the cages. It is dangerous to feed a zoo animal, both dangerous to you and the animal itself. Do not second opinions of encouragement with i.e. ‘Yes i agree.’ You will be asking for trouble, with an encore. She will write encyclopaedias, not novels or petite wai comedies, and that will crash this forum because she will write in terabytes.” [rebellious aytundra, thinks to herself, “terabytes” (tera bites) that should be terrifying enough to scare them off for a while.]

-Raw aytundra says: “blah, blah, blah, ignore rebellious aytundra.” “More the merrier, I have synaesthesia and fun aytundra on my side.”

[Aytundra]

June 30, 2014

1 banana

1 bowl of spaghetti, tomato sauce with 2 tablespoon of carrots, peas and corn
10 pieces of cherries

1 cup of water
1 cup of shredders*

[Went to a barbeque. – by social aytundra]
1 chocolate coated vanilla icecream popsicle
1 piece of chicken wing
2 pieces of meatball
2 pieces of chicken breast chunks
2 cups of orange juice, containerized**
3 mouthfuls of salad, arugula, spinach, oak leaves
1 piece of pork rib
1 bite of spicy chicken wing, (spicy, donated the rest to sibling)
1 shish kabob stick, pork
1 piece of meatball
2 pieces of jumbo shrimp
3 cherries
10 blueberries
1 cup of water
1 slice of icecream cake with red and white icing and black Oreo like base.
½ slice of raspberry jam cheese cake with a crumbled graham cracker base.

* I know, shredders are bad, but empty fridge and empty sugar jar and hungry crave aytundra insist on eating this, and knows there are icecream later to neutralize the artificial iron intake.
** The brand was Oasis by Lassonade, this is acidic, with pulp, does not taste like real OJ, it is nothing like an oasis of OJ. A true oasis of orange juice, is like this: Thickmembranepeeledstrawberrygushingorangejellodonutliketastingorange

[Aytundra]

July 1, 2014

1 banana, and some blueberries & cherries

1 bowl of spaghetti, tomato sauce with 2 tablespoon of carrots, peas and corn
10 pieces of cherries

2 egg yolks consecutively
250ml6tbspsugarwater**~~
250mlwater~ 4tbsp remaining**

3-5 pieces of fuzzy melon
1 mouthful of scrambled eggs
5 shrimp
1 splatter of tomato sauce with 2 tablespoon of carrots, peas and corn
1rice

250mlwater~ 2tbsp remaining**~~~
250mlwater~ 1teaspoon remaining**
250mlwater**~~~~
125mlwater**

**In the past few days on sugarwater, I maxed at 3 jars of 250ml2tbspsugarwater.
That means that, 6tbsp sugar is probably what I can handle comfortably in a day.
Today I did the reverse, I saturated, the jar with 6tbsp sugar, to find out how much water I probably need.
As you all know, I maxed at 880ml when I was on containerized OJ.
This mini experiment shows that I can probably consume 1375ml of water in a day.

Theoretically speaking:
If I had to design a diet with juice within my current known limits, I can probably use 1375ml of fruit juice.

[Aytundra]

Addendum: I had already listed the "~"tilde, I was working out on writing down my concepts, here they are:
----------------------[Acid & Sugar:]
**~~The mouth was not acidic, it was probably weakly buffered by a layer of yolks.
I intended to use yolks as a lipid buffer for acidity, hence sugarwater was consumed after yolks.
There were only small sparkles of acidity on the tongue, after consuming the first jar of sugar water.
The first jar was really sweet,
because I saturated the water with as much sugar that can be dissolved,
the remaining grains of sugar was to dilute the next 250ml, hence the notation “~#tbspremaining”.

[Aside: I know some people here put oil in their juice as an acidity buffer for teeth, or as a stomach buffer, or as a buffer for insulin management. But I am thinking yolks could probably do the same trick as well.]

**~~~ The mouth turned very acidic at this point. (yolk buffer/ slime of yolk coating mouth was probably gone after I ate dinner.)
I don’t think acidic taste in mouth is good. Bad for teeth probably.
Me thinks that I should either neutralize with sodium bicarbonate,
rinse my mouth with water,
or lower the sugar concentration,
or lower the rate of sugar intake.

**~~~~It was still acidic, on the roofs of my mouth.
Drinking water helps clear acidity,
plain water does not taste yucky at this point,
but the acidic feel of the mouth is theoretically annoying.

[Oscar]

[Aytundra]

Errors:
1) The second June 28, 2014 entry should be listed as June 29, 2014.
2) June 30, 2014's 1 bowl of spaghetti, tomato sauce with 2 tablespoon of carrots, peas and corn should be removed and listed as 2 bananas (As I mentioned it was 3 bananas that I reached that day, on June 29's blurb on pasta and lobster[that was written in real time].), (error was due to copy and paste from July 1. I write retrospectively whenever I skip a day in posting.)

Significance of 3 bananas, is that it is the new limit of bananas that I can tolerate in a day. Probably due to sugarwater intake increasing my sugar tolerance and sugar taste tolerance, I used to get messy poo if I eat too many bananas

Lessons:
aytundra will not take shortcuts with copy and pasting lines to save typing time.
aytundra will try to keep her diary posts daily.

[Aytundra]

July 2, 2014
1 bowl of sugary green bean soup

1 cup of potato salad
some cherries

1 bite of meatball
1 steamed burger
6-8 pieces of fuzzy melon
1 rice
3-6 pieces of blueberries

[Aytundra]

July 3, 2014
15- 17 Rainier cherries
1 scrambled egg with spring onions
½ cup water

2 gulps of orange artificial flavoured pop/ soda/carbonated drink
1 bite of meatball
1 steamed burger, with a teaspoon of dehydrated shrimplettes boiled.
1.5 mini cucumbers sliced, mildly heated, drenched in 2tbsp sugar and 2tbsp vinegar, 1ml salt
1 rice

250ml2tbspsugarwater
250mlwater
1 yolk
--------------------------------------(July 3 comments, stuff I wrote in real time)
+ 1 pimple (breaks out on steamed burger, unless it was from the BBQ, we won’t know for sure, pick your scapegoat.)
+ 2 pimples this evening, can feel the grittiness of pimples developing around mouth.
---------------------------(Mildly delayed post, July 4'ths comments, [If I post too soon I might miss recording my night snacks.])
+ A comment this morning that my face looks messed up. So I was not imagining pimples to write about, someone else saw it.
* pimples still here this morning. I am not turning vain or anything, just saying what is happening.

[Aytundra]

July 4, 2014 (Aurora's Curse)
60 blueberries
1 scrambled egg with spring onions

150ml of tomato sauce laced with egg whites (leftovers from several days ago) and 1 cup of shredders mixed in, (tasted like triscuits, with mushy vomit salsa, blah, but I have cheese to neutralize the artificial cereal iron.)
1 piece of processed cheese wedge*
250ml2tbspsugarwater**
250mlwater

50 cherries
1 pear

5-7 pieces of pork riblets
5 pieces of veggies it was a leafy lettuce like cabbage
1 rice
250ml2tbspsugarwater

1 yolk

**Sugar water had no acidic taste after eating cheese. So fat might be coating teeth. I did not swirl the water very well, so at the end I was munching on granulated sugar, it felt like eating candy, grains of sandy sugar syrup, I am eating the shores of a sandy beach, delightful. No acid taste.
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*Gazes at the blank white walls. The fridge looks strange without cheese.
Raw aytundra asserts: "Aytundra promises never ever to stock the fridge with cheese again!"
Aytundra hesitantly gives raw aytundra a hesitant look.
Acclimatizing aytundra says: “that means no cheese from home, only social aytundra is allowed to bring home cheese.”
Crave Aytundra says: “What about mozzarella?”
Mind says: “Craves. Why do you exist?”
Synaesthesia aytundra says: “mozzarella is not blue, I think it should be okay.”
Editing aytundra says: tags, on words like adding telomeres: “mozzarella cheese, cheddar cheese, camembert cheese…”
Reading aytundra screams: “Coughs, Not that again! I refuse to read sentences with blue…”
…
…
… and finally, rebellious aytundra shows up
Rebellious Aytundra says in a calm certain tone: “You will break that promise.”

Looks at all aytundras,
ahh, Breathes a deep sigh of relief,
I was waiting for that.
It is better to know what curse you are under than to wait unknowingly for some random curse to occur.
Trust the cursed voice of 3.0 witch to show up.
(Though I can’t really place it if rebellious aytundra is a 2.0 witch, 3.0 witch or some other version maybe a bad fairy, Is rebellious aytundra in some reverse psychology actually siding with raw aytundra? Theoretically speaking the 2.0 witch is the food industry.)

Now we wait for the curse. – Aurora aytundra (beware of the spindle, least you will turn into sleeping beauty.)

-by fun aytundra, edited by synaesthesia aytundra, cowritten by literary aytundra
Spot the irony. Hint: Aurora was chosen purposely for cheese.
--- Enjoy!

[dime]

Hehe, imagine a tundra counting, 1 blueberry, 2 blueberries, 3, ... 60 blueberries!
And then soon, 1 deer, 2 deer, ... !

[Aytundra]

1,2,3,...,1,2,3,... zia's song (gah...I hate it when I lose count, I have to count it again, it happens alot, that's why sometimes I give ranges.)
one fish, two fish, big fish, small fish, yellow fish, one fish driving a red car ... dr.seuss (not exact words, I tried to retrieve the foggy memories of that picture book.)

Yes, it was 60 blueberries exactly. I ate them in handfuls of 10 blueberries. (6 handfuls, pre-counted with 10 in each hand before I swallowed them)
For cherries it was 20 regular red cherries, 10 rainier cherries, followed by another 20 regular cherries.
I can go into more details on the taste and texture, Rainier cherries are yellow red, they are milder in taste but chewier in texture, regular red cherries are juicier and stains t-shirts a maroon red.

I smell a bison in the distance, trout, and an osprey.
1 bison, 1 trout, 1 osprey... (lol, by the end of writing this diary, I will probably go OCD from counting.)
dime, you read my mind partially, how did you know I was going hunting?

[Aytundra]

July 5, 2014
1 glass of water

1 steamed platter of eggs (3 eggwhites 1 yolk + 1 cup water)
1 croissant

1 large bowl of spaghetti, with tomato sauce, with 3 slices of tomato, cooked.
250mlwater

5 pieces of pork riblets
1 clump of watercress
1 rice

1 yolk

[dime]

dime, you read my mind partially, how did you know I was going hunting?

Interesting, maybe I indeed have some woodoo psychic powers.

[Aytundra]

July 6, 2014
1 bowl of oatmeal with yellow yams
1 dish of- aurora colourful chicken. (no cheese, smiles, I am safe from the curse.)
1 slice of pumpernickel bread with hummus like stuff
1 bite of trout just cooked fish salad.
1 more slice of pumpernickel bread with hummus like stuff
1 dish of- mussel, clams, shrimp
1 bite of bison ribs (beefish, rib texture.)
1 dish of - osprey bluffs, foamy dessert (Feather friendly dish, osprey was just the name.)
- by social aytundra (hunting meant a restaurant)

1 sample of cranberry raisins. Sorry, what oil did you use?
1 sample of few pieces of roasted edamame beans. fragrance of Maillard.
1 square inch piece of granola bar. Tastes like sweeten breakfast with trash.
1 quarter bite of pickled artichoke hearts. Tastes like Bouillabaisse
1 bite of mango chia popsicle. without the chia seeds that popsicle would be fine.
1 sip of pomegranate juice. tannins! sour!
1 sip of OJ concentrated. OJ from skin? It was sour!
1 bite of persimmon. tolerable
refused a bite of cheese. Sorry I cannot initiate Aurora’s curse.
refused a sip of lactose free milk. Haha, you can convince my all you want but it is not about the lactose.
- by social aytundra, comments by raw aytundra's mind

4 pieces of chicken wings steamed, plain
1 clump of watercress
1 thickmembranepeeledorange
1 bowl of rice

[Aytundra]

July 7, 2014
1 thickmembranepeeledorange, the orange was sour
1 banana
9 cherries
1 + 6 + 2 blueberries
250ml2tbspsugarwater
250ml2tbspsugarwater
250mlwater

3 mouthfuls of leafy lettuce like cabbage, boiled.
6-8 pieces of chicken flavoured in some brown sauce like gumbo
1 bowl of rice