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funny story involving a movie theatre and egg yolks...

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went to the cinema this evening. they show UFC events live in HD. (recently got to train with the man who won the Heavyweight title at UFC 121 this evening, Cain Velasquez ;D ) anyway...

i get to the theatre and go out back to the garbage cans to drain some yolks into a cup, so i can take it in with me and have them towards the end. no sooner do i crack open the second egg do i hear the rear entrance open... crap... awkward.

the poor guy was so scared and confused when he came strolling around the corner with two garbage bags. "Jesus Christ!" he yelled.
sorry dude!

as he is going back inside, he asks "you gonna clean up those shells??"
absolutely.(i really was going to :wink: )

seconds later, to plain clothes men with walkie talkies come outside to greet me just i'm cleaning things up.

"hey, what are you doing back here?" they ask.
egg yolks!

"oh, to make a smoothie?"
no, i just eat them.

"okay, well as long as your not egging cars!"
WHAT?!?! :lol:

i have egg yolks drained into a cup and they think i'm about to tip toe around the lot dripping yolks on cars!


Jesus Christ... :roll:
that's what i have to say about that.

i took about 8 apples in there, skinned and ate them throughout the fights :lol:


to say the least. a good night.


i want some of you to try draining yolks into cup in a crowded parking lot and see if you don't get profiled for potential vandalism haha.
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Wow...
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LOL!
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:shock: :lol:
I do so like green eggs and ham. Thank you, thank you. Sam I am.
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lol, sounds like an interesting experience :D
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