Oh how wicked and delicious this was!
Ingredients- doesn't get much simpler:
Brown Rice
Bacon
2 egg yolks
Make the rice and chop some pre-cooked bacon into pieces (the amount depends on your arteries) and mix into rice. Top with two egg yolks. Mix, or not, and serve. Let the rice cool so you don't cook the yolks. The Bacon is the seasoning.
A week ago during a moment of depression, I shamefully made some home-made spaghetti carbonara! Cream, butter, yolks bacon, AHH!... took me three days to get back on track.
The camera pans left and fades to black. All we hear are voices...
CLEAR!
CLEAR!
I'm sorry Doctor, it was the, Bacon!